February 2012
me : i'll do homework
tumblr : get in loser we're going fangirling
This is why I don't take naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
me on my period
me: why the fuck can't i have a penis
me: why the fuck does everyone feel the need to piss me off
me: why the fuck is food so beautiful
me: why the fuck don't guys have to go through this shit
me: why the fuck is world war 2 going on in my stomach right now
me: when the fuck is menopause
me: where the fuck is my chocolate
making friends with cats
me: meow
cat:
me:
cat:
me: i said MEOW
cat: ...meow
me: YES
feferihipstersparkles:
you’ll never take me alive
me at night: i don't want to sleep that's for the weak
me in the morning: oh bed i never want to leave you
2010: You're only cool if you have silly bandz.
2011: Planking is boss.
2012: HEY! Let's all choke on cinnamon.
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