January 2012
December 2011
I hate it when people are at your house and ask,
“Hey do you have a bathroom?”
-Nooooo not at all, we shit in the yard!
friend: *sees picture of favourite celebrity* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
friend: what
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me: tastybitch69@aol.com
4 tags
Fracture is such a bad ass film ahhhhhhhhhh i love...
musicmakeslifepossible:
styleswhore:
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Eating chocolate
theyonlylikeyouforthecandy:
Expectation:
Reality:
child predator: I have candy come in my van
me: no thanks
predator: I have wifi come in my van
me: ok
Happy Birthday Taecyeon!
fuckyeahthebestsnsdblog:
okcat.
